Hot tamale! Or something like that

Last night my husband got to witness for the first time, my baby behavior when I eat something hot. 

I have managed to stay away from anything super hot since the time I tried Tobasco sauce in high school. 

So I picked up these funky mushroom things filled with spinach, tomatoes, & feta cheese from Smiths the other night. Thought Nick would like them. Thought I'd try one. 

Nick cooked em up last night, ate his said it was great but I was too busy to eat mine till later. 

Soooo on my way to go upstairs to get ready for bed I see my food sitting there, oh crap I'll hurry and try a few bites. 

First bite, had a zing to it, second bite......

MOTHER OF MERCY!

I bit into something so hot!

I spit it out, & all I know is that it was green. No idea what it was. 

The left side of my tongue, cheek and throat were on fire!!!

I sat there with my mouth hanging open, Roman asking if I was okay, when I finally choked out....

"Nick!  Nick!"

He comes running in, "what?! What happened? Did you bite your tongue?!"

All I can say is, "It hurts so bad! Oh my gosh! It's so freakin hot!"

Nick: "Are you freakin kidding me?" and then he stands there and laughs while I beg for help and try not to cry.

What does he hand me to help? peanut m&ms and tells me to drink milk. 

It went away after peanut m&ms, a huge glass of milk, & a granola bar.

I told you I was a baby. 

The culprit.