housewife lessons...

Today I tried to be a good housewife.

I offered to make lunch.

Told the husband I was going to make Spaghetti.

He insisted on Turkey Steak.

So after arguing about it and him thinkin I was making spaghetti anyway, 

I decided to be nice.....

And cook him the stupid turkey steak anyway.

So I pre-heat the oven to 350' and I wait.....

And then I see smoke.

I open up the oven and out comes tons and tons of smoke.

My eyes are watering and I'm choking when...

The husband kindly reminded me that -

"remember? I told you I dropped half of a pizza in there when I made some last week"

.......

That'll teach me to be nice.